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REALIZATION -




MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled


TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!


FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835


TAGS: sarah palin flag fascist cross republican
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by protocol6

culos - November 9, 2010, 7:27 am
"To err is human; to forgive is interplanetary"
Aplonis - November 9, 2010, 7:05 am
If Lewis is unsuitable, perhaps we should take our cues from a three-times divorced drug addict like Rush Limbaugh...
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
Seriously though, the date is wrong. Hell it's attributing a quote to Sinclair Lewis 50 years before he was born.
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
I love it when someone says Nazi=Socialist because they called themselves National Socialists. I guess North Korea is a democracy then as they call themselves a Democratic Peoples Republic. The Nazis killed communists and socialists and any other enemies.
DreMagnum - April 13, 2010, 7:38 pm
http://cdevers.posterous.com/when-fascism-comes-to-america-it-will-be-wrap stolen, or no?
Big_Teddy - November 16, 2009, 7:05 pm
Wrong century but the truth still stands
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
I believe it's Obama's head that should be there.... BOOO!!
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 8:43 pm
Nice photo chop, dick.
Sam Dalton - April 17, 2009, 11:18 pm
She's too stupid to be fascist. Heck, she probably doesn't even know what the word means.
Christopher J Noel - March 26, 2009, 4:58 am
Fascism and Nazism are two distinct ideologies. Italy, and Vichy France were Fascist states, Germany was Nazi. The NSDAP was definitely not liberal socialist, Killahippy; you have a lot of reading to do.
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 10:48 am
That guy had some big-ass ears.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 12:30 am
killahippy, you might want to clean out your bong. I think the CIA replaced your pot and your frop with moose pubes and tundra moss. sigh. I almost miss Ross Perot.
KILLAHIPPY - October 28, 2008, 12:17 am
FACISM: When facism comes it will be wrapped in a red flag holding the ACLU law book. Oh wait, that is Obama's make shift flag, nevermind. Let's review, Nazi's were facist = Facist = National SOCIALIST PARTY = LIBERAL SOCIALIST. good day.
bipolar2 - October 27, 2008, 1:45 pm
the date is 1935. the attribution to Lewis is uncertain. Palin is exactly as described.
Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:32 pm
I see what yer doin' thar ... but Tom is unintentionally hilarious. Let's let him go on some more. Ga 'head, Tom, ga 'head.
Devro - October 25, 2008, 7:30 pm
Yeah. A logical fallacy for sure. Toms obviously a fucking idiot so "everything he says should be ignored".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 25, 2008, 2:06 pm
Isn't that an ad hominem attack?
Tom Graham - October 25, 2008, 11:20 am
Coming from a twice divorced alcholoic, I'd say what Lewis says totally misses the mark and doesn't apply here.


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a shot from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great shot and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
fuckstick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and fucking annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. fuck i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America FUCK YEAH attitude....however, this is a great juxtaposition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by gergroy

Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


EASTER - Has been cancelled


TAGS: easter cancelled dog rabbit
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by tomtomtom

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:43 am
Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longshot.


HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.


TAGS: cant wait to hear your jokes
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Chadley - March 30, 2010, 3:20 am
Alright! Ninjas think I'm funny.
Treehodger - March 29, 2010, 11:20 pm
I like this.


The Eh Team -


TAGS: canada
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by jdog97

ughomer - July 12, 2013, 11:49 pm
Hah!
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 4:23 pm
That's pretty funny eh? Hoser! Thanks for the 5L chuckle.


PEEPSHOW - In the back of the cupboard behind the old boxes of rice, The forgotten Easter candy have their fun.


TAGS: peeps candy show
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Bizy

tellitlikeitis - March 30, 2012, 10:01 am
Very cute.
rerun - March 29, 2012, 7:18 pm

Great, love it.


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by ronsart

squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that shit's miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is fucking beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


VIKINGS - DON'T GET US MAD. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE US WHEN WE'RE MAD.


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by acegik

fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm
Long Live Odin 5L.


VOTING - Is deciding which criminal gets to steal everything you have.


TAGS: politics voting taxes republican democrat
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by CNubel

Brawler - June 10, 2013, 3:03 pm
Shouldn't this be moved to Politifake?
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:11 pm
"Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."-- Laurence Peters
cheesefrog - July 9, 2012, 6:27 pm
i would choose the one on the left
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:57 pm
Yes, its the 5ame here. First post? can't wait to see more
Reality Lord - August 9, 2011, 5:20 pm

this as a first poster???...awe5ome dude!
gas - August 9, 2011, 1:16 pm
oh... you meant LITERALLY. lol sorry *whistle*
gas - August 9, 2011, 1:07 pm
that's exactly what I thought when I read your reply, so I certainly misunderstood you. forget it
Jerk - August 9, 2011, 12:59 pm
WHAT? that is all.
gas - August 9, 2011, 12:56 pm
True. If they were left ones they would have at least the detail to ask please to hold up your hands
Jerk - August 9, 2011, 12:30 pm
That thief has two right hands. You Fail
gas - August 9, 2011, 10:17 am
5ame thief, different gun
caveman - August 9, 2011, 3:54 am
ni5e
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:22 am
true for every country. 5


CANADIANS - We're usually nice people. Until Hockey comes on. Then if your not on out team, You best STFU.


TAGS: hockey canada
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 3:47 pm
"Please, Mr. Linesman... Let the players fight. Let them fiiiight... Let them fiiiiight... Let them fight. Let them fight! Let them Fight!! LET THEM FIGHT!! LET THEM FIGHT!!!"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:52 am
You can't blame a man for following the hooke....Er, money.......
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am
Canada created Wayne Gretzky... who worked and worked on his skills until he got so good, he moved to Los Angeles.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am
LMAO!!! You see right through me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:47 am
Your jealousy is so transparent Aggy.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:45 am
Sure, now that they make Guinness there.
Densaku - February 22, 2010, 12:44 am
BURP!!!! At least canadians have real beer...Lol
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 9:51 pm
The pride sure took a beating tonight. I need a beer :(
Bartimaeus - February 21, 2010, 9:45 pm
WE WIN!!!
MrRandom - February 21, 2010, 9:19 pm
4-2 -_-
Grim [email protected] - February 19, 2010, 7:18 am
That's a lot of comment notifications to wake up too in the morning. lol. 87 rules all!
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:49 pm
WOOT!!!
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 9:48 pm
Too close
spacedog - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm
Wow. Close one. GOOOOOO CANADA!
DreMagnum - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm
Not as impressive as 3-1 am i right?
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:39 pm
shootout
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:29 pm
Fack! it's in OT
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm
off the skate
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm
FACK!!!!!
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:38 pm
2-2 GG
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 8:28 pm
and cocoa
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:26 pm
But I enjoy their knives and chocolate......
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:23 pm
DAMN THE SWISS!
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:11 pm
2 - 0
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 7:53 pm
WOOT! Team Canada is up by 1! SWITZERLAND is going down!
TheTrashHeap - February 2, 2010, 2:05 pm
Canada FTW! X2
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:24 pm
and all of those teams have Canadian players
Densaku - February 2, 2010, 12:48 pm
Here's a funny fact for you reason. Of the 30 teams in the National Hockey League only six of them are actually canadians. All the rest is based on american soil.
Reason - January 29, 2010, 5:21 pm
hockey is the offical religion of canada, and i can see why. They are the nicest people because they beat the shit out of each other for 60 mins a few times a week, if only america could learn this lesson.
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 10:44 am
Shoooooooryuken! 5L ya hockey puck!
Densaku - January 28, 2010, 7:35 am
Good one. Go Habs Go!!!^^
The Goat - January 27, 2010, 8:55 pm
Cute picture - though both those teams suck this year!
Lovellama - January 27, 2010, 6:37 pm
And that folks is the only way a Montreal player will beat a Toronto player...if hes asleep lol
Bovee - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
love the picture. they must have been watching daddy and mommy again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2010, 11:10 am
It is Mr.M....."Out" is a word we use to describe American Hockey players....as in... "Out" of the closet. Buncha Girls.
motifake - January 27, 2010, 9:52 am

And I thought "out" was canadian slang LOL
Grim [email protected] - January 27, 2010, 8:37 am
Dammit!!! SPELLING YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!!! I was so hyped on the awesomeness I missed it.
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 11:38 pm
Amsome poster Grim. 5 Baby Falcon punches for you. @ Tsprint1996 make a poster before you want to try and be a spelling/ grammar nazi, thanks
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm
whoops my bad lol. i over looked that out like 10 times
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm
and sorry for being a nazi
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:17 pm
what "out"? the only mistake was using the wrong "your"
tsprint1996 - January 26, 2010, 10:13 pm
Brilliant. Please change "out" to "our"
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:38 pm
That's a lot of hockey history summed up in one amsome pic.
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
HA! And he feeds him another left hand... 5Ls Grim. Love it.
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:19 pm

that picture makes it. 5L
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 8:15 pm
Sweet poster!


HONESTY - Even some builders have it!


TAGS: bob the builder can we fix it no its fucked
Rating: 2.52/5

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:( - August 20, 2009, 8:36 pm
this asshole took my joke ;-;


HI - CAN I COME IN??!! -


TAGS: hi can i come in creepy guy hairless
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

bonecd - July 6, 2009, 5:22 pm
No, I like girls too...and so does my sister
briahere - July 6, 2009, 4:56 pm
"Do I make you.. uncomfortable?"
Mr. Shiny - June 1, 2009, 11:20 pm
Is that Ricardo Lopez? creepy...
Juliee(: - May 13, 2009, 7:38 pm
-Wow!:D ima Have to Pass, By the Looks Of this Theres No Clothes On!:] Roflmfao!This Is hilarious You Look like the Bald Guy in"Adams Family"-Srry First Thing That Came to My mind(:


WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by motifayk

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can assure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


GREATER LOVE... - hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.


TAGS: army hero american love courage
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

KniteOwls - February 22, 2013, 10:59 am
John 15:13 King James Version (KJV) 13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:33 pm
A Tale Of Two Cities. Charles Dickens.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:27 pm
Great 5L


DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!


TAGS: cannonball dom captain ciaos
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

niz - June 17, 2012, 4:52 pm
I just watched cannonball run! 5L
Budog - June 13, 2012, 1:18 pm
LMAO, thanks for the laugh today! 5L
CloudchaserS - June 13, 2012, 9:54 am
"JJ, I saved that woman's dog!" 5L because I loved that movie when I was a pup!
TheSanityInspector - June 13, 2012, 9:51 am
Dom DeLuise, RIP...


LARGEST ARMY -


TAGS: american hunters
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Airman

Krustbag - December 19, 2014, 11:22 am
There are lots of hunters in Canada too, we are very well armed.
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 7:37 am
Send This To The Clowns Up In Canada !!.
rerun - January 5, 2011, 7:52 pm

yeah, sure
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:51 pm
sorry about caps been up for 2 days 2 young lady friends 1 dressed as reindeer 1 as Bullwinkle dont know who to ride next
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:49 pm
sorry about the caps been up for 3 days have 2 young ladies over 1 dressed like reindeer the other like Bullwinkle dont know which one to ride next
Faceplant31 - January 5, 2011, 7:20 pm
WHAT DID YOU SAY MOOOOOOOOOOOOO? MY EARS ARE STILL FUHKING BLEEDING!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2011, 7:19 pm
Stop yelling! We can read your senseless comments just fine without the Caps.
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:16 pm
SHOT REINDEER BY ACCIDENT SORRY SANTA LUCKILY IT WASNT RUDOLPH
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 11:26 am
OIL IS FOSSIL FUEL.WHERE'S ALL THE OIL?THOSE PEOPLE KILLED THE DINOSAUR'S.SEND P.E.T.A.OVER THERE THEY WILL LOVE YOU IN MIDDLE EAST
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 11:23 am
OIL IS FOSSIL FUEL. WHERES ALL THE OIL?THOSE PEOPLE KILLED THE DINOSAUR'S SEND P.E.T.A.OVER THERE TO PROTEST.
Kspace - January 5, 2011, 8:51 am
Guys, seriously, your swear-censor needs help...
Kspace - January 5, 2011, 8:50 am
If you're actually hunting with the intention of eating the meat and/or using the carcass for something other than crass trophies, sure.
pointer - January 5, 2011, 2:15 am
I am sure Mr Chan from Hong Kong,living in California has the Defence of switzerland close to his heart? (or maybe his intrests in firearms encouraged him to open a debate on Sig sauer?) of which has little relevance to this poster?
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:58 am
As I said, once again I do apologise!!! in future I'll only comment on subjects I know very little about?!
AdmiralAckbar - January 5, 2011, 1:44 am
It's a matter of national security can be taken another way...Just saying
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:42 am
I do apologise, It was an attempt at humour, Having spent 12 years as a Royal Marine I have worked with "ARMY 95" in the past. the comment was regarding the swiss people wanting to disolve the armed forces!!
Lionel Chan - January 5, 2011, 1:29 am
Er.. Swiss had compulsory military service - meaning pretty much everyone had used or own a Sig sauer some point in their life. They also had one of the highest gun ownership on the planet.
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:10 am
Except the Swiss would have had a small pocket knife with a spoon,screwdriver, tin openers etc.
Laoch - January 4, 2011, 11:28 pm
Same reason why Germany left Switzerland alone.
Donkasaurus - January 4, 2011, 3:39 pm
These days they would also have to worry about people in the city hanging off their balcony and peppering them with 9mm's lol. love the poster.


CANADIAN NAVY CARIBOUS - Even the US Navy Seals look up to them




THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?


TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one shot ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
WAIT WAIT WAIT ITS THE 123S OF DEATH!!!!
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
The photo is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
Everything.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive


Halloween -


TAGS: cats candles horrified old ladies
Rating: 4.87/5

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Ilovepuppies - November 1, 2013, 12:35 pm
Hey this is funny but it is sad too :(
spacedog - October 30, 2013, 7:16 pm
Thanks everyone.
MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:13 am
Huh, never see that candle in the Party Lite catalogue. Another well earned 5L.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 9:54 pm
BAM!
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 9:51 pm

Too funny!~5L


416,800 -


TAGS: ww2 war america canada sucks fail win epic world 2
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by GreedoNeverShot

wychunter - March 27, 2012, 11:30 pm
On a side note, Canada kicks the USA's ass in a war; USA denies war ever happened.
oaktree - February 22, 2010, 3:16 am
i am a American but the dumeass trying to act like he knows history, well got some bad news. We did not defeat Germany, technically Russia did.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
We have oil. We'll call it equal.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
Both Albertans! My brethren get no respect.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
I'm close enough to Canada - Southern Alberta, Northern Montana, same electrical lines.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
random
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
space
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Ooooo and TTH. Who am I missing?
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:21 pm
There's some random guy, annnnnnd Haark is from Norway; that's in Canada right??
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:20 pm
I know Canada. But I can't cuss an American in support of a foreign country! As usual I'm just blabbin at the fingers. What I meant to say was we've got alot of Canadian members on here with exceptional credentials such as yourself, a bunny, a cow.....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:11 pm
Well that as alot more polite than I would have put it
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:10 pm
and complain about all the Pro American comments. Silly tards! They act like we're coming to a European site and bragging. Silly I tell ya!!! So back of the nucks, they got alot of support on here.
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:08 pm
And when you go blasting them they may just invade again......wait? Go for it Bro! Actually we've got quite a few members on here with exceptional credentials and who are frickin funny as all get out. Save your wrath for The Eurotards who come on here...
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:05 pm
Yo! American! You may be new to the site here, so just so's you know, we've got a tenuous relationship with our NTTN. (neighbors to the north) They've actually invaded a few times it's been a great time for all. Beer, hockey and sisters with moose bites.
American - November 2, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'm American and I am proud to be an SUV driving, enviornment destroying, totally conceded and flamboyant ass hole that can't spell. Fuck you Canada.
Althalus - October 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Adam... they bombed a small military base. We fucking NUKED their ass. I think the U.S wins that one.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 5:02 pm
Adam, comment fail. Does the Univ. of Alta. offer history?
Adam - June 14, 2009, 4:51 pm
America wantred nothing to do with the war up until december of '41. When the underdog Japanese took 'em by surprise and kicked their asses, the americans all of the sudden felt EVERYTHING was their business, and like always, ran in with guns blazing.
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 9:00 am
Yeah! AND you guys broke the "Trash" button too...now it just keeps happening over and over and over again...
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am
We also trashed Washington a little while later -- good times!
Baron von Tofurkey - June 1, 2009, 12:23 am
W/ no disrespect to the Canadian war dead, let us not forget that the "Canadians" were fighting with the British Army in the 1770s to put down that "annoying little rebellion" in the American colonies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 8:30 pm
I had alluded to Lend-Lease, but took it out before hitting "submit". Sigh. Of course, the Atlantic transports and Flying Tigers were in it long before the "official" declaration.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:20 pm
*America (sorry, hands sore from garden- I mean digging a series of shallow-- ok, from gardening)
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:18 pm
As non-humorous as I find the inaptly named Cheech, he was responding to the ignorant comment under the title "Canadians." And I'm pretty sure that Anerica contributed a huge amount of war materials to its allies prior to entering the ring itself.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:04 pm
Wiki - Canada lost .4 % pf her 1939 population, the US lost .32% and Australia lost .57%. USSR - 13.71%, over 10 million war casualties and 11 million civilian casualties. Lest we get overly jingoistic, we were all in it as - wait for it - Allies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:50 pm
Anyone who knows their hisory also knows that FDR let Stalin and Hitler bloody themselves to a pulp before committing men. Very wise. I can't imagine what the American reaction would have been to losses on the Eastern scale.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:08 pm
In the last round or two of a heavyweight title fight, if the ref suddenly stepped in and started throwning punches at one of the pugilists, that too might sway the course of the "battle". And per capita wise, Canada's contribution compares.
Cheech - May 31, 2009, 12:54 pm
Anybody who knows the history of that war knows that until the USA showed up Germany had all of Europe on the ropes and was winning then suddenly the USA shows up and it was over in those 4 years. Hmm and Canada sent how many men compared to the USA?
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:48 pm
Tunnel = 1
Mousey - May 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
if you want to use numbers sacrificed....russia wins hands down
JihadJoe - April 30, 2009, 11:18 am
Australia: The first to ever make Japan stop, and the first to make them turn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 11:18 am
Funny it sure took you guys a long time to get into that war. Turning the tide is not winning alone. It was a group effort and not something to make light of, or derive arrogant pride from.
God's God - March 30, 2009, 7:15 pm
Canadians where the worst creations i ever made. HUGE mistake they aren't worth anything. Now America... I'm Lovin' It
Mark - March 18, 2009, 11:03 pm
Suck it.
Amerifail - March 18, 2009, 9:26 pm
America is worst nation in world. Canada at least tries not to be cockbites.


EQUITY -


TAGS: education mind cancer
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sho - August 11, 2015, 3:44 pm
No, not anyone can afford one
freasy - August 11, 2015, 1:15 pm
And before someone starts on free European College, look at the tax base, what it takes to get in, and please don't forget the fees that almost equal US tuition rates.
freasy - August 11, 2015, 1:06 pm
Anyone can afford an education. You just want to want it bad enough. The real tragedy is the loss of brilliant minds in the socially and morally bankrupt edges of society.
falloutghoul - February 28, 2013, 7:13 pm
Then our system of education is broken!


YOUR CIRCLE -




LINUS -


TAGS: peanuts gang the great pumpkin vengance candy
Rating: 4.9/5

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Airman - October 31, 2011, 12:44 pm
nice
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:48 pm
Absolute genius! This would make a great movie. Somebody call Rob Zombie, he makes awesome remakes. 5 dryer sheets for the dirty blanket
spacedog - October 31, 2010, 11:35 am
Nicely done RL.


SEEMS LEGIT -




Life lesson -


TAGS: stone heart cannot break mariand
Rating: 4.87/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:09 am
mariand has spoken!
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:37 am
She's dyslexic! The coach told her to whop the other end!
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 10:44 pm
oh yeah
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:09 pm
dang


INNER STRENGTH -


TAGS: because they can
Rating: 4.64/5

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birddseedd - January 3, 2014, 2:04 pm
TLDR First time using that dumb euphemism
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 18, 2013, 7:26 pm
Hmmmm, 1 out of 11 is not bad. Once in a while, I need my Absinthe.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 6:18 pm
That was funny, I was expecting some cheesy comment on the bottom.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:17 pm

love it
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 3:15 pm
WOOF! ;)


5-3? YOU SERIOUS? - I'm on!! Look out below you maple lickers!! Naaaanngaaasssaaaaaa!!!


TAGS: us hockey beats canada when sumo s fly
Rating: 4.41/5

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MO - February 23, 2010, 11:39 am
Damn! I still can't seem to break into the left lane. Thought this one was gonna do it. Meh. I'm hoping it was just our 'nucks that 1Led it.
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 10:54 pm
bah! the hits just keep coming
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 10:42 pm
Or upstream, dammit.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 10:41 pm
Jumping upstram, like the salmon of Capistrano?
Cubbybear - February 22, 2010, 10:39 pm
The day I see a Samoan on skis is the day I....5/5
phydeaux - February 22, 2010, 10:14 pm
ZOMG MO!!! OUT FREAKING STANDING! 5L!
MO - February 22, 2010, 9:46 pm
That's thanks in mexican....
MO - February 22, 2010, 9:45 pm
Domo arrigato dudes!
Haarakkon - February 22, 2010, 9:23 pm
Mo shoots, he SCORES!!!
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 9:13 pm
Love it MO...5 sumo skiing Poodles
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:07 pm
Naa the 5-3 stands out beautifully
MO - February 22, 2010, 9:04 pm
Thanks Grey! Damn hard to read with the blue text though.
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 8:49 pm
Mo FTW!! 5L


BACON - Mmmmmmm bacon, it's meat candy...




1-UP MUSHROOM BIRTHDAY CUPCAKES - They'll make you loopy


TAGS: candy
Rating: 2.54/5

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MORGAN FREEMAN - is not enjoying his cotton candy.




VITAL STATISTICS -


TAGS: candor silence advice humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

ughomer - January 24, 2015, 6:38 am
Genius, LG! 5L for this one.
lgvernon - January 23, 2015, 12:27 am

I'm'unna tell her you said that...
rerun - January 22, 2015, 7:27 pm

My wife carries an extra 220 pounds, just a few times a week if I'm lucky.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 3:29 pm
somebody needs a nap
lgvernon - January 22, 2015, 12:47 pm

Shaddup, GAryO. You're only alive because it's too damn far for me to walk from Wyoming to the West Coast. I love this painting. If you were here, I'd feed it to you, one canvas bite at a time.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:40 am
Heard one sing once. Mentioned that 'for a big girl, she sure could belt out a tune...then it hit me.
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 12:55 am
5Love it!
mizzdizz - January 21, 2015, 9:38 pm
Too true!! 5L


US NAVY 1 - Pirates 0


TAGS: how dumb can you be to attack a warship
Rating: 4.55/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:43 pm
No, desperate pirates. Not many opportunities in Somalia.
FacelessSailor - April 6, 2010, 1:35 pm
Get some! Some people never learn...stupid pirates...
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 10:42 pm
Oh..oh...oh...it's just like that game!!! B4... BOOM, hit B5... miss my turn
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:44 pm
looks a discussion at my house, and I'll be damned if I ever call her a battleship again!! 5L


CSI CANADA - Season - 1 Episode - 1 Verdict - Canceled


TAGS: canada csi aboot
Rating: 3.86/5

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CANADA - November 12, 2009, 5:24 pm
you should have sen what happened when they found them....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsxV49pmnL8
spacedog - November 12, 2009, 2:20 pm
I thought that show was called North of 60. Hmm...maybe that was my cholesterol.
spacedog - November 12, 2009, 2:14 pm
Aboot a size ten eh.
Sean - November 12, 2009, 2:13 pm
Hey [email protected] if you happen to encounter any rogue mooses in the next little while, remember this tip: play dead ... by lying face down with yer arse up in the air. Just trust us on that, eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2009, 12:30 pm
Asking fer some cement overshoes eh Raper?.......concrete galoshes?...........Paper Mache Mukluks?
LogicDude - November 12, 2009, 12:14 pm
Just wait until the Canadian Motifake Mafia hears aboot this one, eh? 5 Meese!


CANADA - We burned down your Whitehouse.


TAGS: canada
Rating: 2.88/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2009, 12:54 pm
I guess that's 2 key points.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2009, 12:15 pm
Rambler has almost summed it up perfectly, but he has forgotten a key point. What kind of pie did they serve? And were the moose awarded medals?
Rambler - July 14, 2009, 12:14 pm
signed after everybody pretty much forgot wtf they had even started fighting for.
Rambler - July 14, 2009, 12:12 pm
that the Brits we trying to enforce upon the fledgling Union. And yes it was the Brits who burned Washington AFTER the British North America (now Canada) bitched and moaned after Toronto was sacked and Parliment was burned. Later the Treaty of Ghent was
Rambler - July 14, 2009, 12:09 pm
Let's see, the war was not a war of expansion but retaliation for the Brits encourageing and helping Indians in the ongoing Indian wars, as well as taking American Captives and forcing them into service into the Royal Navy as well as many trade sanctions
Dasu - July 4, 2009, 3:06 pm
Considering it was a war of expansion started by the US, and Canada's still around and largely unmodified in the area fought over, I don't think the US won anything.
Ryan - March 15, 2009, 12:47 am
wasnt that the brits? and you're forgetting that we still won the war


I'M NOT IGNORING YOU -




EASTER EGG HUNTS CANCELLED -




CAMOUFLAGE PLANKING - It is even more asinine when you cant see it ...


TAGS: camouflage planking asinine cant see
Rating: 4.42/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 3:27 am
Neither. I just think planking is retarded. But, I think it is totally awesome how he camo blends into the couch, epically classic!
DoGTripwire - November 24, 2011, 3:06 am
you sir are either a commie or a member of Green peace
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:29 pm
Kill it.


BLESS THEM -


TAGS: canadians flashlights
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 6, 2011, 7:30 am

epci....lol
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:34 pm
knock knock....... who's there?..... Canada....... Canada who?...... Can a dang tourist not take his flashlight out for an evening stroll without upsetting the natives? 5L Airman =)
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 8:21 pm
hers got bleeped?
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 7:11 pm
Flasher? Haha! Get it? Get it? Eh, sorry. 5L
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:22 pm
LOL! Slow news day.


HORATIO CANE -


TAGS: horatio cane csi crime
Rating: 3.78/5

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-quote needed- - April 13, 2009, 1:55 am
Cause he cant not wear sunglasses.
Jas - March 31, 2009, 8:20 pm
Hahaha, that's gold! Why does H have 2 pairs of glasses in the 3rd frame?


KITTY BURRITOS - Chinese food going Mexican


TAGS: chinese food mexican cat cats
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by koradan

Hypercat-Z - September 4, 2009, 5:04 am
More cute or more funny? Can't tell!
Sexy curves - September 1, 2009, 3:44 am
LoL. So true. Cute cat BTW.


CROSSBREEDING - Mexican and Rednecks are doing it




I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A PET... - ...now i have cancer


TAGS: smoking wish cancer
Rating: 3.76/5

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forseti - May 3, 2010, 12:24 pm
that's so bad... 5L!


-


TAGS: spider can
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Oldsod - November 10, 2013, 3:47 pm
Umm...with an end line like "Spider Can can," shouldn't there be frilly undies and high kicks?
EdisonoftheFuture - May 23, 2013, 3:38 pm
Spider-Can, Spider-Can, Glued to the ceiling by his retarded owners.
zoomer296 - April 22, 2013, 7:24 pm
Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, cuz' he's a can.
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 4:41 pm
Now that you said something his voice is all I can hear
Reality Lord - April 17, 2013, 4:29 pm

lol...just me or did anyone else "hear" the homer simpson voice reading that?
Silverheart - April 17, 2013, 1:47 pm

Look ooouut, here comes the Spider-Can. Brilliant!
ughomer - April 17, 2013, 1:22 pm
Priceless, Krik.


MEXICANS IN THE AIRFORCE - Saving money by eliminating the need for seating


TAGS: mexican airforce airplane
Rating: 2.98/5

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will - July 5, 2009, 6:42 pm
acutally i tihnk yo u will find that is in fact the elite mexican parachute regiment


SPRING BREAK - 3 airfares to Cancun = $4,500 Money spent on alcohol = $1,000 4some with a Blow-Up Doll = Priceless!


TAGS: funny fail timmy cancun spring break
Rating: 4.07/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:03 pm
Grey loves to remember back to when he was a blow-up doll.
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 11:02 am
ahhh, the memories...5L


MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.


TAGS: halo 3 mexican tank mexican xbox live xbox
Rating: 3/5


ONE WEEKEND A MONTH - My ass


TAGS: be all that you can be
Rating: 4.68/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2014, 11:43 am
Guy on the right is popping an assault rifle! :-o
Airman - September 24, 2010, 3:43 pm
good RL.. laughing is good
Reality Lord - September 24, 2010, 1:20 pm

5L dude...and i got a good laugh!


TEIAM -




WEATHER BALLOONS. - There are more than you think.


TAGS: the military can t hide everything
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 3:27 pm
technicalities...
just me - June 10, 2010, 11:51 am
Sorry but you're wrong... 23064 from 9-29-2008 and 27842 from 10-31-2008. Even tagged Weather Balloons.
thereddragon - June 9, 2010, 8:31 pm
somewhere being the key word. not here
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:16 pm
Similar one of the same title... somewhere.


CTHULHU - better than being a democrat or republican


TAGS: cthulhu democrat republican evil lesser
Rating: 3.03/5

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yon - October 27, 2008, 9:35 am
id write him in but i dont think cthulhu was born in america so he/she/it's not able to be president :(


KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...


TAGS: birthday kobold wow fantasy candle birthday mines diggers you no take candle
Rating: 2/5

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Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 11:31 pm
You no take candle!


A MAN - Can Not Cook To Save His Life, But He Can Sure As Hell Improvise For The One Who Should


TAGS: man can improvise not cook
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:37 pm
Women are the ones that can't cook. Who buys cook books? Women. Who watches Food Network? Women. Men can read a recipe and then just eyeball it and it comes out perfect.
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 10:48 am
"EPIC-Facepalm: thanks for the clarification though
caveman - August 9, 2011, 10:39 am
ditto means he agrees with what was said
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:20 am
ditto?? please explain (sorry, new to the terminology)
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 7:02 pm

ditto
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 10:42 am
Thanks :)
THEBRAT - August 7, 2011, 10:27 am
That's a 5 in my book...Nice :)


WHY WOMEN CAN'T SLEEP - Each one of those little blue balls Is a thought,a problem or a decision that needs to be made Man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts


TAGS: why women can t sleep
Rating: 3.71/5

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Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 5:31 pm
5L's good job. x


REDNECK ENGINEERING - Why America will never be successfully invaded by a foreign country.


TAGS: redneck engineering pumpkin cannon
Rating: 4.31/5

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Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:58 pm
The link was accidental!
Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:57 pm
The year 1812 begs to differ!
timothep - November 15, 2011, 7:14 am
native americans beg to differ !


SNOWMAN LIFE -


TAGS: canada snowman winter enough mariand
Rating: 4.89/5

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mariand - April 20, 2013, 5:59 pm
yeah... there was a time when I wanted to move there and it wasn't the weather that stopped me.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:47 pm
I would love to move to Canada, however the cold is the only thing stopping me.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 1:00 pm
Yep considering it started in October and we wont see an end until atleast April...or the 21st according to the Mayans teehee!


INSOMNIA -


TAGS: insomnia ak can t sleep eye
Rating: 3.6/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 12:04 pm
Bump from the past.
Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 10:18 am
Too late, 3hrs of sleep a night for the last 2 weeks. I'm starting to think that Ubi is the pinnacle of tv programs.
Arrogant Knight - September 9, 2009, 10:14 am
It meant "Stay the f*ck away or it'll consume you too" ...Seriously, run.
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:13 am
hahaha "INSOMNIA" kinda meant "SEARCH IT AND ADMIRE IT NEWB" to me...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 9, 2009, 10:12 am
Gave me a chance to 5 it. I was sure I had voted on this one before though.....
Arrogant Knight - September 9, 2009, 10:11 am
I didn't ask you to go and dig it up.. God dammit, now it's in my head vividly. Thanks a LOT.
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:10 am
oh and gave yah a 4
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:10 am
Yeah... It's kinda creepy... I sleep like a dead rock though
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:18 pm
Zzzzzzzz...what? huh? whozat? Zzzzzzzzz...
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:21 am
Anyone who wants to do a true demot right, can learn a lot from this one. The color of the text. The length of each line. The simplicity of the over all format. If you've had a serious case of insomnia, you'll want to pummel AR for doing this one.


REPUBLICANS - Thought "1984" Was An Instruction Manual


TAGS: republican
Rating: 3.09/5

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LURCH - October 9, 2009, 12:42 am
Yup. read it, I like the part about the unrighteous king being torn asunder for ignoring God and following false gods.....could it be that following a "King" who is unrighteous is not quite so righteous? this"King"it seems might only be self righteous
Sean - October 8, 2009, 11:06 am
I don't have a plan. I just marveled at the apparent amnesia of Republican Baptists.
Zed - October 8, 2009, 8:28 am
Lurch, you obviously have never read the old testament, as rebellion against one's king was one of the many sure-fire trips to hell according to the book. Liberty is TAKEN by MORTAL MEN, not granted by God.
LURCH - October 8, 2009, 4:08 am
Sean, I think your plan is awesome!! Let's let Obama deal out our freedom as he sees fit.NOT! Liberty was given by God and paid for by blood of patriots.Now it is wasted on those too weak OR too fearful to stand up for it.GIVE ME LIBERTY OR I WILL TAKE IT
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:51 am
Hence, Mr. Random. And thanks for putting that DeLorean line behind us!
MrRandom - October 8, 2009, 12:49 am
I like dropping in for the chats and to see whether the random thought that popped into my head created a good poster. Usually they don't.
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:47 am
Seriously, thanks for dropping in.... always a welcome volley of comments with you.
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:46 am
You go, boi!
MrRandom - October 8, 2009, 12:45 am
Ah. I just appear here between classes and after work
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:43 am
I'm not to that level yet. Not by a long shot. The comment was addressing your random appearance at opportune moments.
Galen066 - October 8, 2009, 12:43 am
*snicker*
MrRandom - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
I'm pretty sure if I got to same level of drunk you likely are it would make sense.
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am
When I figure it out, I'll clue you in.
MrRandom - October 8, 2009, 12:39 am
I have no idea how to answer that
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:38 am
Jesus, Random.... wait... Random. You sure are. WTF? Got your 88mph DeLorean on shuffle?
MrRandom - October 8, 2009, 12:33 am
While you wait, I'll run and hide
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:31 am
Waaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiit.....
Sean - October 8, 2009, 12:30 am
Have Republicans convinced themselves that George Bush was a Democrat? If not, then ... waaaiiiit foooorrr ittttt ....
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 9:22 pm
Still a politihate. 1L
LURCH - October 7, 2009, 9:21 pm
it was a cautionary tale of what a democrat white house, congress and court would result in....oh well thats that


HE IS AMUSED -


TAGS: snake can entertaining
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hawamleh - June 9, 2012, 8:29 am
5l and do please post to religifake !
Sho - June 8, 2012, 8:47 pm
5L XD
mariand - June 8, 2012, 5:01 pm
yeah, right...
spacedog - June 8, 2012, 4:45 pm
LMAO! 5L


RCMP -


TAGS: canadian police search drugs fail
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 23, 2015, 8:24 pm
Oh be honest cannabal...you just love me for what I have hidden in my shed!
Cannabal - January 23, 2015, 6:16 pm
I LOVE YOU, PRISSY!
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:02 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary, but, what did you think 'bout the poster?
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:01 pm
Thanks from the Great White North 'sod.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 8:26 am
cute
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 7:15 am
COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo; COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo! 5 cases of Elsinore, eh?


MEESE - Canada's First Line Of Defense


TAGS: meese canada first line defense
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Drall

moooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 8:35 pm
She was carving her initials in th..........freaky deja vu..............mooooooooooooo out.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
Thank god that meese didn't bite your niece....
Sean - May 10, 2009, 8:31 pm
A meese once bit my sisters.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:23 pm
I hate meeses to pieces...es!!! And that's only one moose or is that white spot a mouse?


AGUILAR - Hiding his shame under a tiny sombrero.




MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Replacing Milk-bags for Cartons required some special attention


TAGS: culos canada roast
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by culos

IxCHIEFxI - May 27, 2012, 9:01 am
HILARIOUS I love it, I moved to Canada in January and the milk bag took getting used to. I love it here, but seriously...why?
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:35 pm
Canada's been selling milk in cartons for longer than I've been alive, bud. It's the plastic pitcher-bags you don't have in the states, and might require some instruction for. (That said, we stopped using glass bottles decades ago as well).
agdaniele - January 28, 2011, 1:36 pm
I think he's from the russian breakaway republic of Asstonia
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 28, 2011, 1:31 pm
Ray....We all mock each other here, I'm Canadian and I don't let it bother me. Culos doesn't mind when I make fun of....uh?..... What lame ass euro country are you from again Culos?
HammerofHeeb - January 28, 2011, 1:09 pm
My guess is because he is French Canadian, and he is probably a separatist.
rerun - January 28, 2011, 1:03 pm

How can one be Canadian against ones will?
HammerofHeeb - January 28, 2011, 12:56 pm
Ray, he was kidding. If you are going to hang out around here, you have to have thicker skin. And dish a little back. It's all in good fun, eh.
RayRules - January 27, 2011, 10:32 am
How can I be the "arrogant" one when this poster clearly mocks Canadians? (which I am against my will)
culos - January 26, 2011, 2:06 pm
As far as I can see this is not written in French! Not even in Franglais....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 12:42 pm
Easy there buddy. lot's of Anglos here. It's comments like that that encourage the "Quebecois are arrogant" stereotype. (Also, It's true):)
RayRules - January 26, 2011, 12:21 pm
I'm French Canadian and I've never seen such a thing in Quebec. It's probably intented for those Anglophones...:)


IMMIGRATION POLICY -


TAGS: immigration policy nativeamerican problems justsay n
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.


MUSIC IS LIKE CANDY - If you take away all the rappers, you are left with the good stuff.


TAGS: music candy
Rating: 4.49/5

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internetninjaII - July 24, 2011, 4:25 pm
Don't worry Amren, we all hit rock bottom sometime in our lives... :P
Amren - July 24, 2011, 10:49 am
How I long for the day when rap goes away! Hey, I rapped...Crap!


HISTORY -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANADA -


TAGS: canada july 1st geography americans
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by steve1961

Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:19 am
Anyone on this site that gets offended by a poster, they full well deserve to be offended. As far as countries go, we are so similar in language and lifestyles, to make fun of one, it is like making fun of ourselves.
crankyhead - July 3, 2012, 7:37 pm
Seriously, Shrek, WTF man?
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 8:44 pm
It's gibberish but I think he was talking anti-american talk...he was definitely an odd duck that one...
rerun - July 2, 2012, 8:42 pm

He may or may not be able to see his hoo-hoo, however he has at least two weeks free time to look for it.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:30 pm
I'll bet shrek is big, fat, and stupid looking, and has no visible hoo-hoo.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:38 pm
I think I'll PM a wav file to Shrek. Yankee Doodle Dandy ought to make him feel a bit better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
Damn shrek. You're making us look bad. I bet you're from Alberta.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:11 pm
Shrek.. the poster makes fun of America, not Canada.. jeez
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:02 pm
You Arrogant cocksucker!
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:01 pm
And for many Canadians we are forced to live through another 4th of July. Which means you Fucktards have'nt been wiped out yet. But the good news is? Your shithole of a Cuntry is Broke and only getting broker! So it's just a matter of time for you...
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 5:21 am
Their sense of geography may be suspect but you'll never meet better neighbors and friends.
Bolverk37782 - July 2, 2012, 5:06 am
Typical Americans-- No sense of Geography!!! LOL
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2012, 4:16 pm
Nice one Steve 5L
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:58 pm
A giamungous 5L Steve cuz 1 I'm a Canuck eh 2) it's too true and 3) just BAHAHA!


DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

TED - March 19, 2010, 1:05 am
"You have to pass it to find out what's in it" IS enough reason for TAR and FEATHERS!
fred - November 20, 2009, 5:42 pm
After years of watching bush make an ass of himself, and suffering ridicule, finally payback time!
TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:30 am
The politics in this place are amusing to say the least.
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:49 pm
Yes, I've only been here 35 minutes and iv seen a few politically motivated rants...
bOB cHIN - September 25, 2009, 9:50 pm
The brainwasing is workng Sean...but I will overcome and go back to only reading your posters and comments on others, you betcha!
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:35 pm
Politifakes are... well... ok, this one is funny. Until it spurs a 20-comment rant. Then, it won't be.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 6:18 pm
Sorry bOB but I think you went off on yer own after "... done." I mean after that point it just doesn't sound like me. And I don't just mean the complete absence of ellipses, either. Don't let it happen again, k?
bOB cHIN - September 25, 2009, 3:56 pm
Oh, who reads anything these days? I just read anything that Sean says and I try to repeat verbatum. This is funny. Well done. Obama on the other hand, is trying to desperately to brainwash 60 senators and half the country. I think it's working.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 3:40 pm
This is funny. Well done.


AMERICAN MUSCLE - Because Imports Are For Pussies.


TAGS: american muscle
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by sasquatch76

FatherTyme - June 9, 2011, 1:35 pm
I love me some American Muscle. Beautiful thing that SS Chevelle. However, '95 Toyota Supra is as bada** as you can get.
David A - February 12, 2010, 9:28 am
You've never see a Toyota this BADASS!
Airman - February 11, 2010, 6:32 pm
I always wanted one of these. Brings back lots of memories seeing it. 5 Thank Yous


CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones


TAGS: christianity jesus jimmy hoffa cant find his bones
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Elliott

faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
the guy made a horrible argument.
Elliott - September 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
you go to your language settings in facebook and change the language to "English (pirate)"
Silent Jay - September 24, 2009, 4:11 pm
xcuse me,but how do you get those clock marks with how many rums was that before? :D
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:48 pm
excellent!
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:16 pm
You are a total legend Elliott.
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 8:53 pm
Don't get bothered Elliott. Good first showing.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 8:01 pm
Sorry... I'm going to have to call BS on this one. Totally fake. Then again, I have seen some amazingly stupid people on FB. Still... the "zombie" thing... get original and it might be worth more than 1 poodle. Still YAWN...
Elliott - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
yea lol, this was an actual conversation between me and a dude on facebook, it was too priceless to pass up on making a poster :P
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 12:04 pm
We get it. You hate Christianity. YAWN!
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 11:21 am
Elliott- Just finding this pic is worth 5L on its's own. Thank you for 'faking' it!


THIS CHOCOLATE IS DELICIOUS!!!!! -


TAGS: bp oil spill pelican
Rating: 2.35/5

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Hawamleh - October 9, 2010, 7:05 pm
Ok Grey...
Haarakkon - September 29, 2010, 2:15 pm
Lol! I'm not that picky.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 29, 2010, 2:01 pm
Uuuuummmmmmm....I said that.... haarr said "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends"....or something.
GreyScorpion - September 29, 2010, 1:33 pm
Hamster, you EVER reference /b/ again, and I'll MC Hammer dance all over you.....or as Haar so eloquently put it. It's Hammertime!!........can't touch this.
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 12:26 pm
Lets Say Had this Been A class I Would Have Given It A /b/
forseti - September 29, 2010, 7:40 am
saw it some month ago on another page. 2L
tellitlikeitis - September 29, 2010, 6:26 am
Plain awful. "BP - killing and maiming animals since 1965" is more like it.
xamytrehod - September 28, 2010, 11:19 pm
This is damn funny
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 10:21 pm
I know, right?
Claire - September 28, 2010, 10:14 pm
It's a good thing someone does.
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 10:11 pm
I loved it.
Zealot - September 28, 2010, 8:49 pm
first i smiled, but then i was like disgust


DON'T LET THEM TAKE IT AWAY -


TAGS: november 11th remembrance day canada
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 8:54 pm
That is such a strong message of dedication...beautiful...would make an incredible poster with the right pic...thanks for commenting.
Nissta - November 12, 2012, 8:14 pm
A beautifully setting of these good words, all I need add is the Kohima Epitaph When You Go Home, Tell Them Of Us And Say, For Their Tomorrow, We Gave Our Today"
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:12 am
Fewer red poppies are worn. With each new generation the respect dwindles and the meaning of the day is forgotten. But never a Grey Cup or Super Bowl goes unnoticed. Very sad indeed.
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:10 am
Thank you mao. It's sad when people can't take a day to show respect to those that showed such courage to defend what we have today. In my province they are making it opt. for students to attend assemblies in school. Stores are now open.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2012, 7:54 am
Classic 5L .


CANADIAN BEER - Because you need some good booze when you realize your country is responsible for Avril Lavigne, Nickleback, and Justin Bieber.


TAGS: canada beer
Rating: 3.89/5

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CANADA - March 27, 2010, 5:02 pm
I don't watch much TV. movies and hockey is all I watch
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:10 pm
Random I am saving it until I have time to watch it all at once. No spoilers please.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:09 pm
Angus should consider Mike Meyers, Jim Carey, The Tragically Hip, John Candy, Dan Akroyd, Michael J Fox, The Barenaked Ladies, Rick Mercer, Pam Anderson, Dozens of NHL players, and poutine fries.
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 4:06 pm
Which already ended, and was awesome.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:01 pm
You must be kidding CANADA! Kids in the hall is the most classic Canadian Comedy show of all time! Mark Mckinney from SNL was one of them as well as Dave Foley from Celebrity Poker. They have a new show out this year called "Death comes to town".
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:28 pm
*heard
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:27 pm
never even hear of it
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 3:25 pm
You've never seen Kids in The Hall?
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:22 pm
Kids in the hall?
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 2:58 pm
Yep. Then again we also created Kids in The Hall.
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 2:56 pm
Justin Bieber is Canadian? that sucks
Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:32 am
Grace Park makes up for those failures...%/5 Cubby likes this


OOPS - Do Farts Have Lumps?




POLITICS - Making the bumper sticker dudes a metric buttload of $$$.


TAGS: politics obama liberals democrats republicans bumper stickers awesome pawlenty minnesota obama
Rating: 2.79/5

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agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
Politicrap. 1L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
You give me too much credit, Matt. I was just ticked at WTFO's use of that lame tactic. Then I had to go to bed.
Fatt Matt - October 19, 2009, 5:48 pm
I think Sean was trying to cool the flames before they went nuclear. He gave up quickly it seems, as it was futile...
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:37 pm
Sean kind of pushed the advantage to Zed in my opinion
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:36 pm
I'd say both lost. Call it a tie if you will. Fights like that aren't really needed here.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:34 pm
So it was a tie?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
In my opinion if you're stupid enough to involve yourself in a flame war, you've already lost.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
that's*
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
Well...who failed worse? That how wars work, right?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:17 pm
People win in flame wars?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
I want to read this. It ought to be good. Who won?
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
oh, i didnt see this one actually, what poster was it on
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:15 pm
Just keep it at WTFO and Zed went a little nuts.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:14 pm
Shhhhhhhh its a legitimate concern. Just like aliens taking over your mind and making you eat pop tarts all day. (I wouldn't mind it)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
Yeah, i saw the end of that, what was all that about?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
The birther stickers are the best. They show you which cars to vandalize.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:12 pm
Especially after last nights mess
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:09 pm
Duck and cover!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:08 pm
oh good, this will turn into a politifake
knowitall - October 19, 2009, 5:00 pm
they forgot the one that says, "That Obama sticker on your bumper might as well say 'Yes, I'm stupid.'"


YOU KNOW YOU'RE UGLY - when a cannibal looks at you and decides to have a salad instead..


TAGS: nailer cannibal ugly
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:03 am
good job... could've picked a better picture, but it's a 5 from me.


STUPID MOROCCANS - DEMOTIV PICTURE -




THE CANADIAN NAVY - To think they have come so far


TAGS: canadian navy
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Deathscythe

MrRandom - March 24, 2010, 8:18 pm
Classic, as in how old it is too.
TheTrashHeap - March 24, 2010, 8:03 pm
This is a classic example of a TAGGED "look what I found" Motifake. The added text contributes nothing to the pic. This is the worst kind of Motifaking. (besides Anime)
CANADA - March 24, 2010, 7:31 pm
It fits company
CANADA - March 24, 2010, 7:31 pm
lol
GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 7:25 pm
CANADA doesn't have a navy, geesh, his bathtub is only big enough for rubber duckies :)
angusm3 - March 24, 2010, 7:14 pm
interesting since Canada actually has the most powerful navy on the planet...


EL' GUAPO - You must defeat your own personal one!


TAGS: el guapo the three amigos 3 mexico mexican mexicans western cowboy cowboys
Rating: 1.75/5

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agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 1:51 pm
DAmmit... *insignificant
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 11:39 am
For some, girls may be an El Guapo, For others, lack of a social life may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is an insignifican loser making bad motifakes.


COURAGE -




CIGARETTES - Quitting them will add years to your life The catch is that it will add them To the wrong end.




MUSTACHE -




FITNESS - American style


TAGS: fitness greg american america fat
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by gergroy

pro - November 13, 2008, 12:20 pm
No, it's not a real photo. It was stolen from Photoshop Phriday over on somethingawful.com.
Scorpio - November 13, 2008, 8:32 am
The ADA (Americans with Disabiolities Act) requires that all businesses be "handicap accessible," and that includes athletic clubs. This is probably a real photo, and not shoppped.
x - July 19, 2008, 11:52 pm
and the fat just keeps on comming
nice - June 5, 2008, 7:53 am
hahahahahahahahhahah


they gave us blankets -


TAGS: smallpox cancer war
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

JesusWept - April 2, 2015, 10:02 am
Great! L L L L L
concern3 - April 2, 2015, 6:21 am
Lord that truly is reality a 5er


IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF - I will be happy to do it for you


TAGS: can t laugh at self
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

gas - August 22, 2011, 10:43 am
lol... and what our life would be without those smartass bastards
mariand - August 22, 2011, 12:31 am
yeah... why are friends for


THANKSGIVING - Thanksgiving Canucks Style !




CANADA - They have the best signs.


TAGS: canada signs
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by nejicanspin

TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:19 am
Only in BC! You west coasters are weird!
LyleC - July 28, 2009, 1:17 am
That's my home town - another of ours is http://www.pbase.com/jjdorsey57/image/55663941 which has DEFINITELY slowed down traffic!
Cobra Commander - January 12, 2009, 8:42 pm
I bet the grrr,bark,woof is dog for dont shat here
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:50 pm
and the worst beer
Kel - August 25, 2008, 3:54 pm
England also had one of these. In Yellow ;)
BOB CHIN - August 13, 2008, 2:42 pm
AND THE MOST LITERATE CANINES!


OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.


TAGS: barak barack obama democrat republican libertarian healthcare marxist solicialist
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 9:31 am
You mean now?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:10 pm
Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 3:01 pm
i lol'd
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 9:48 am
[email protected]
Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 9:15 am
That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.
Ha - October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm
I am new to this website and already I can tell WTFO is a jackass. lol.
goodoldeal - October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm
I agree. One of the greatest sequences in film history. LOL But they won't use guns... Amendment #2 doesn't matter so much to this admin... maybe limp phalluses instead?
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:50 am
BTW, Zed. You can check the forum post and at least see the titles of the 4 options until the website is restored and you can check for yourself. v/r,
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:34 am
It appears you're right, Zed. I'm not sure why. I guess folks will have to check it out later. Thanks for the info.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:18 am
At present, this is impossible to check, as www.CBO.gov appears to be down.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:58 pm
help pay for Obamacare. O-95 targets active dependents, O-96 and 97 target retirees, and O-98 targets VA beneficiaries. Please let an Obama Zombie defend this after reading it.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
BTW, follow this link if you are a military motifaker (active or retired) -http://www.cbo.gov/doc.cfm?index=9925 - . It's a CBO report that offers options to pay for Obamacare. Options 95-98 on pages 173-178 show how they will attack military benefits to
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:51 pm
fat cats that are making bank of the system. They will just have to lick the new socialist govt's boots to make the cash.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:50 pm
is add red tape, increased wait times (since no new Drs are added and millions of patients are dumped into the system [supply and demand]), spread the cost to people and businesses who are responsible and pay their own way. The new system will still have
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:48 pm
Derek, your assertion misses some key facts. The drug industry (making tons of money now) have a deal with Obama that protects them. Also, the lawyers will continue to make huge bank since Congress is too scared to go after tort reform. All Obamacare does
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 10:02 pm
So true, damn fat cats. Are things a lot better in England...or wherever the hell you're from?
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
You two are missing the funny. It's an exaggeration for humor's sake. I used one of the greatest sequences in film history to make a funny. Just enjoy the punny funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:56 pm
There are too many people making money off the current scheme to allow a better system.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:46 pm
Funny depiction, but this "death panel" stuff is ridiculous.


MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.


TAGS: cannibal corpse butchered at birth death metal chris barnes
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

Alec - March 7, 2009, 8:24 pm
i spotted a albino baby LOL


MCDONALDS - The REAL flag of your fathers.


TAGS: funny pictures american humor world war 2 mcdonalds
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Jack Woodward

djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:59 pm
Sad, but... xx
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:42 am
I am in the Army Reserve. Active 4 years at Ft Hood (22 months in Iraq). This poster doesn't bug me. The gay slurs and anger to fight an opinion is a bit useless. If you don't like it, it wasn't meant for you.
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:40 am
And Circle gets the square. Nice Sean.
Sean - April 26, 2011, 10:17 am
Well it does say: "Creator: Jack Woodward." That wasn't a clue for you? Will you be changing your handle to someonewithadifferentlessusefulclue?
someonewithaclue - April 26, 2011, 8:51 am
What asshole did this? Do you know how many guys died for this? I am so sorry to see someone thinks this is humor. What a sick world we live in.
ihateyou - November 10, 2009, 7:54 pm
eat shit jack. fucking faggot
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:08 pm
go put a sandpaper dildo up your ass Jack Woodward


BABY SEAL -




CUBBYBEAR - ''Where did all the girls go?''


TAGS: cubbybear biscuits masturbate hurricane ike hurricane ike zomg omg wow
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Cubbybear - October 25, 2008, 3:26 am
5 lions(poodles) This is funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:20 pm
Dear Anon, STFU. You are talking out your ass. Thanks! Much love, Brittany =]
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 11:13 am
Do a search on this site for Cubbybear. He's one of our celebrities. Fucking guy lives like royalty, hot and cold running women, piles of money. He's way more gangsta than pedobear, who's just a minipimp assclown.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:30 am
There's no underage girls in the vicinity, you fucking idiot. It's Cubbybear. Piss off, anon.
anon - October 22, 2008, 5:17 am
It's called pedobear you fucking idiot
Charles - October 4, 2008, 12:11 am
I thought that was Pedobear.
Agamemnon218 - October 3, 2008, 5:18 pm
Looks like Cubby's about to go for the next best thing!


keith frickin richards -


TAGS: there can only be one
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 26, 2016, 7:22 am
It's a true miracle that this guy is alive LOL. ^^^^^Up


CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?




I'M SINGLE -


TAGS: single ex cheat cancer
Rating: 4.77/5

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holymoly - May 7, 2012, 12:40 pm
Good stuff...
dy2012 - May 6, 2012, 3:31 am
lol nice


SAMMICH - Looks like this one could use some meat !!


TAGS: sammich can we be your filling
Rating: 3.85/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 4:49 pm
Wasn't quite what I meant when I asked you to make me one... but this is better!


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